- The “Stove Skink”
a. “off form”
b. metal basin- filled with smooth, clean stones
c. “on form”
d. “She’s getting away! So fast! Wow!” (fuck the knights)
e. Their poor movement speed may be the main reason for these beings to serve within households.
f. The “stove skink” is around 15″ nose to tail. However, “furnacewurms” are, despite being much larger, the same species- just much older.
g. Why employ sentient creatures in lieu of coal or wood? The only resource required is clean stones (renewable) and patience in the face of such sass.
h. I spent 3 hours trying to explain that she was actually a species of minor dragon to no avail. Perhaps dragons just like colloquialisms.
i. Stove skinks are unmatched when it comes to consistent heat- I checked
j. glass front so you can see food…
k. … and make sure the stove skink does not partake in the goods?
L. Skinks do not require food, but a pot pie is a pot pie. - Always warn the skink before placing the pan or pot. It will not heat if unconscious.
- “I AM NOT A SNAKE”
- “I’M A SKINK”
- “You’re not that either.”
- “EEE WHY DO I ALWAYS GETS THE KETTLE?!” (“I did it last time”)
The Travails of Developing 'Lord's Party' 